I Am: Mike’s TFCC
I had an hour off for lunch a couple weeks ago and couldn’t really workout because of a solid TFCC sprain leaving me unable to lift almost anything (never-mind even […]
Category Archives: I Am
I Am: Mike’s Big Toe
I am Mike’s dislocated big toe (no seriously, I dislocated it about a month ago). Mike owes me a pretty big thank you if you ask me. Why? Because I’m […]
I am: Jay Cutler’s MCL
Disclaimer #1: I did not evaluate Jay Cutler’s knee. I am not on his medical staff, and I have never had a grade 2 MCL sprain. However, I have treated […]
I am: Antonio Margarito’s Right Orbital Bone
I am Antonio Margarito’s right orbital bone (or bones, there’s 7 of us, if you want to be specific), and I am pulverized. Maybe I should say I am what’s left of […]
I Am: Mike’s Thumb
I am Mike’s thumb and I’m a pretty big deal. Besides letting Mike tell people that movies are good, letting him get booked at the Police station, and win at […]
I AM: Mike’s Gluteus Medius
I am Mike’s neglected gluteus medius. I hang out posterolaterally between the ilium and greater trochanter. I am the root of many evils. ITB syndrome, yup, patella femoral syndrome, yup, TFL […]
I Am: Mike’s Deep Neck Flexors
I am Mike’s Deep Neck Flexors, and I am lazy, and literally a pain in the neck. I am actually we (the Longus Coli and Longus Capitus, hope you took […]
I Am: Mike’s Posterior Tibialis
I am Mike’s Posterior Tibialis, and I am not happy. You see, I am a work-a-holic. If Mike inverts his ankle I have to work, if Mike points his foot I have to […]
I Am: Mike’s Long Thoracic Nerve
If you have ever seen the movie Fight Club you may remember Ed Norton’s dictation of certain discovered snippets from an unknown author that go something like this. “I am Jack’s Medulla […]
