I Am: Mike’s Big Toe
I am Mike’s dislocated big toe (no seriously, I dislocated it about a month ago). Mike owes me a pretty big thank you if you ask me. Why? Because I’m […]
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I am: Jay Cutler’s MCL
Disclaimer #1: I did not evaluate Jay Cutler’s knee. I am not on his medical staff, and I have never had a grade 2 MCL sprain. However, I have treated […]
I am: Antonio Margarito’s Right Orbital Bone
I am Antonio Margarito’s right orbital bone (or bones, there’s 7 of us, if you want to be specific), and I am pulverized. Maybe I should say I am what’s left of […]
I Am: Mike’s Thumb
I am Mike’s thumb and I’m a pretty big deal. Besides letting Mike tell people that movies are good, letting him get booked at the Police station, and win at […]
I AM: Mike’s Gluteus Medius
I am Mike’s neglected gluteus medius. I hang out posterolaterally between the ilium and greater trochanter. I am the root of many evils. ITB syndrome, yup, patella femoral syndrome, yup, TFL […]
I Am: Mike’s Deep Neck Flexors
I am Mike’s Deep Neck Flexors, and I am lazy, and literally a pain in the neck. I am actually we (the Longus Coli and Longus Capitus, hope you took […]
I Am: Mike’s Posterior Tibialis
I am Mike’s Posterior Tibialis, and I am not happy. You see, I am a work-a-holic. If Mike inverts his ankle I have to work, if Mike points his foot I have to […]
